Battle on the Large Turtle Place (from SH again)

[winterbunny]

Team Chao: We ain't ameatures! *freezes the whole universe so no one can move ever again except them*

[ultrashadow9]

Chaos Control!!!!!! Brings it to normal and transport them to a sith monastery.

[Ally Rose]

(Ally uses a forcefield leaving Rouge)

Omega:....

Shadow:....

Jinx:....

Trixie:....

Omega: How are we going to battle now?

Ally: Let's just watch them, shall we?

Jinx: Ooh wee... Can I still bust her head? (Points to Rouge.)

Ally: And suffer 5 minutes to eternal of freezing, I don't think so.

Jinx: Dang.

Trixie: Want some candy?

(Jinx shrugs her shoulder and gets a lollipop)

Jinx: Mmm... Cherry.

(Ally rolls her eyes and smile.)

Ally: You preppy people and your candy.

Shadow: This is BORING. I thought we were going to battle. (Holds his fist up.)

Ally: Shadow, you idiot. (Pulls on his nose gently) I love you. (Kisses him.)

Shadow:.....

Trixie: Eww.... Boy germs.

Jinx: Quit actin' that way baby-girl, you'll grow soon. (Giggles and thinks about Knuckles)

Trixie: (Looks at her thinking bubble) Yucky.

Shadow: I forgot what we were talking about now. Kissing was barely the subject here.

Ally: (rolls her eyes and smile.)

[ultrashadow9]

Team S.chao come up and say "Do not worry Shadow, you'll get to mop up their shame and asses after we kick them!"

[winterbunny]

Queen Splash: Actually, you can't. Chao but no butts. I don't get how we fart though if we have no butts.
King Emerald: Let's just get them.
Vaati: Yeah.
Queen Splash: What if we die?
Vaati: They won't be allowed to kill us. It's extremely illegal for a chao to kill another chao. The Chao Police have the right to chop you into pieces if you kill another chao.
King Emerald: That makes me feel so much better about this.
Team Chao: Team Blast! CHA-CHAO EXPLOSION! *Ruby the chao appears and does a mega fart making everyone (exceot them) faint for 1 year and no one can stop it* CHA CHAO! *Team Chao use their weapons and fling Team S Chao out of the ring*
Announcer: Team S Chao is out of bounds!

[ultrashadow9]

We are not chao that is our dispay name. (suckers!)

[winterbunny]

Team Chao: WE AIN'T SUCKERS!
Vaati: Queen Splash, go ULTAMITE!
Queen Splash: *transforms*
Kirachiwa (Queen Splash transformed into a Goddess): DEATH SPRAY! *poison gas appears and quickly flows over to Team S Chao and starts to kill them*

[ultrashadow9]

Then they inhale it and it makes them STRONGER!

[winterbunny]

Announcer: already, everybody it's half time!
Team Chao: Finally!
Team Destiny: NOW we can fight!
Team Dark: Yeah. If Trixie ever shows up.
Ally Rose: ! Trixie! Where are you?

Meanwhile....

Huski: Why aren't we Team Cuteness?
Tails: Winter became really really ill.
Hisku: Yeah. But we are Team Fox, and we're up against Team Chaotix after Team Destiny vs Team Dark!
Trixie: Tailsyyyy...
Tails: Yes?
Trixie: Can I join?
Tails: I thought teams were only 3 though...
Trixie: Oh yeah! *runs back to Team Destiny*

[ultrashadow9]

So you are scared and want a different team to play. So we win we are officially the championship team(so if you are the best and win most then you face me in the final)

[winterbunny]

No, it's for the Teams to REST! And eat and drink and whatever!

[Ally Rose]

Ally: (Eyes glaze over.) Want some pizza? My treat.

Trixie: Let's get Chinese.

Jinx: No... Mexican.

Shadow: All of you guys make up your d**n minds.

Ally: Shadow, quit swearing.

Shadow: Why not. You do it all the time. (he mutters)

Rouge: Shadow.... (Says in a melodic voice.) Sit over here.

Ally: Over his dead body he will, you who-

Shadow: T_T

Ally: Sorry.

Tails: Sonic and the rest of us guys think we should go with burgers and fries.

Ally: I brought smoothies.

Trixie: Huski! You wanna join!?

[ultrashadow9]

Eats chao guts and drinks their blood.

[Ally Rose]

(Everyone stares) O.O

[ultrashadow9]

WHAT!?