Battle on the Large Turtle Place (from SH again)

[ultrashadow9]

Hey mister! Give me the barbecue guts please.

[winterbunny]

Mister: Here you go! *gives some BBQ guts to Darth Dark* Hey, you need to play for those! AHH!!! *gets blasted by Dath Dark's Chaos Blast*
Huski: XD

[ultrashadow9]

I guess he is out of bussiness.*takes all the guts*

[Ally Rose]

Trixie: (With a mouth full of chocholate) Where's Tails.

Tails: (With glazed over eyes.) Over here. I'm sooo full... (Belches while rubbing his tummy) I think I'm gonna explode...

Trixie: (giggles)

Ally: Chinese food it is!

Shadow: More fatning food I see..

Ally: Oh shut up and eat. It's gud! (Grabs a pair of chop-sticks)

Shadow: (Picks up a fortune cookie) 'You will be showered with love.' (He read) Ugh! Disgusting!

Ally: .... (With her mouth full) Is there one for me.

Shadow: No, I crushed them.

Ally: Shadow!

Shadow: Only idiots believe in that nonsense.

Ally: T_T Want some noodles or what?

Shadow: To tell you the truth, I really don't care.

Ally: (Socks his arm)

Shadow: Whatever.

[winterbunny]

Shadow: You remind me of when a December ate takoyaki at our honeymoon in Japan.
Huski: Takoyaki?
Shadow: It's a Japanese meal made with bread dough and little bits of octopus. The people in some manga thingy eat it all the time.
Huski: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Then she said "I feel better when I'm with you Shadow-kun, even if I AM disgesting octopus."
Huski: That's got to be horrible.
Tails: I think I'm going to be sick from so much chocolate and candy..... *runs off to the men's toilets*

[Ally Rose]

----On account of everyone being married, I aged them.----

Ally: Honey moon, huh. T_T You guys didn't 'make' did you? We have three kids already. You sure he wasn't some type of android or something? (She jokes)

Sonic: (Sonic stands up) Where are the little tykes anyway?

Ally: At your house. You'd think you'd know after Shaodow and I dropped em' off this morning.

Amy: T_T He was in the shower.

Sonic: Wanna call em' over.

Ally: This is an adult party isn't it?

Sonic: It's o.k. it's fine.

(Ally grabs her flippie phone)

Ally:... Hey, is Anubis there?

Anubis: Mother, what is it you request?

Ally: You wanna hang with me and your father at the battle food center?

Anubis: Why? Are you buying me something?

Ally: T_T Put Alexis on the phone.

Anubis: Whatever.

Alexis: Hi mommy!

Ally: Hey, babe. How's Adonis and Anubis doing.

Alexis: They're fighting again.

Ally:... Just come on over, would ya'?

Alexis: No way, it's fun watching them kill eachother.

Shadow: Give me the phone you don't know what you're doing.

Ally: T_T

Alexis: Daddy? Is that you?

Shadow: Of course it is my wittle dark princess, you. Do you wanna have lunch w/ mommy and daddy?

Alexis: Mmm, hmm.. Sure. ^_^ Why would I say no to you?

Shadow: It's because I love you my dear. (Voice gets back to normal) Now, bring your brothers.

Alexis: O.k, I wuv you daddy. (smooches)

Shadow: See you then, my wittle princess.

Everyone, but Ally: 0.o

Sonic: Ahem! (Tries to ignores Shadow's glare.) My son Lance is coming over. Umm... He says he's found this cool-

(A Blast of wind met everyone's face.)

Lance: Hey mom, dad, aunt Ally; Uncle Shadow. How ya' doin'?

Anubis: OH NO! You didn't say he was coming! (Points to Lance)

Lance: Don't worry, this'll be fun. My mommy says we get to chat and be pals! (He says in a Sonicky voice.) By the way, I beat you hear!

Anubis: I HATE YOU.

Lance: Don't worry. He was only kidding. ^_^'

[ultrashadow9]

I love blood!

[Allys computer sux]

Anubis: Cool, that guy's eating chao blood. (Points to Darthdark)

Lance: That's not very nice.

[ultrashadow9]

I am drinking it!

[Ally Rose]

Anubis: Whatever. T_T

[winterbunny]

Huski: Who IS your mum anyway, Lance? Is it Amy?
Tails: *tries to sneak away with some Christmas present paper and some Christmas presents*
Hisku: What Chao' doing with those Tails?
Tails: They are Christmas presents for you, Husk, and your family.
Hisku: Oh, sorry. I won't tell Huski.
Tails: Thanks mate.
Hisku: ^-^

Meanwhile, on the BattleField...

Sasha: What's the point in fighting if they're just going to party?
Icicle: Don't worry, I got that sorted. *takes out a big microphone* AHEM!
*everyone turns to look at the battlefield*
Icicle: This is a BATTLE PLACE, not a PARTY PLACE, REMEMBER?
Shadow: That's what I had been trying to say before!
Knuckles: I don't remember that.....
Icicle: BATTLE!
Huski: But I don't know who to root for! *cries*
*Tails comes back and sees Huski crying*
Tails: Huski! What's wrong?
Huski: I don't know who to root for, because they are both my cousins and one of them is going to get hurt, which I don't like!
Tails: Well you can use your healing spell when the battle is over!
*Huski cheers up a bit*
Huski: I guess you're right. You always make me feel better Tailsy-Kun. I love you.
Tails: ^-^ I love you too. *kisses Huski on the cheek*
Huski: *blushes*
Sonic: Ok everyone, on the count of 4.. 1, 2, 3, 4, AWWW!!!!

[Allys computers still broke]

Lance: (Replies to Huski): Yes ma'm Amy is my mom. She had a bit of a rivalry thing going on with 'Sally'. (Shudders) But, she'll be fine.

Amy: Mmm, hmm. (Grins a little and went back to frowning.) Sorry about your cousins fighting.

Ally: Yeah, that must really suck.

Sonic: (says to Tails) I see you came back from the laboratory. (Smart way of saying bathroom.)

Tails: T_T

Lance: Umm... Does Tory get to see the fight? (Holds up an adorable two tailed fox w/diapers at Tails.)

Tails: No way. (He says cautiously.) He's only one in a half years old. (Picks up the baby fox gently and nods at Tikal)

Tory: (Eyes twinkle)

(She takes him back to the Mystic Ruins)

Sonic: So, where's Trixie at?

Tails: She was eating chocolate but she decided to start building my workshop from scratch again.

Sonic: Doesn't she need your help?

Tails: I asked that too, but unfortunatly she told me she was fine.

(Anubis sits on Ally's lap with his arm folded.)

Anubis: Isn't anyone going to die yet? This is a wasted of time. I want to see some gore.

Ally: (Nudges her cheek to his)

Anubis: T_T

Chibi Knux: What up ya'll? What I missed?

Jinx: Baby boy! You've came! (Hugs him)

Chibi Knux: Oh, hey mama? You just chillin' watchin' people or somethin' or-

Anubis: Sit your ass down, you're blocking the view.

Ally: Anubis quit swearing.

Shadow: (smirks)

Chibi Knux: Dang, boy! You mean. (Sits between Knuckles and Jinx) Hmph. Nice, mouth comin' outta' a momma's boy. (He mutters)

Anubis: What did you say?

Icicle: Battle possisions!

[winterbunny]

Huski: I want a family too...
Tails: *takes out a tiny box in christmas paper* Have an early christmas present instead.
Huski: Ooh.... *rips off the paper and opens the box*
Box: *cute tune plays with a little Tails and Huski at a wedding*
Huski: ?
Tails: It shows the future with music.
Huski: You mean I get married to you?
Tails: Yeah. ^-^
Hisku: We're you already married?
Huski: That was a play.
Tails: Ya.
Hisku: Ok.
Tails: *kissed Huski again*
Huski: *blushes again*

[ultrashadow9]

DING! Break up! FIGHT!

[Its Ally again]

(Trixie comes into the scene with a wrech)

Trixie: Miles, the workshop is finally done. (She grins)

*She's not all twinkly starry cute anymore. She grew up to be a very purty fox. What used to be in a pony tail in let neatly down below her back. (umm... her hair)*

Tails: Umm... Oh yeah.

Trixie: You wanna see it?

Tails: Well, I guess so... I mean, uh... I'm not in the battlefield right?

Trixie: O.k, lets go. (Presses a button.)

(The Tornado 3000 flies in.)

Trixie: Wanna come Huski?

Huski: -K-, sounds fun. But, what about my cousins?

Trixie: Maybe we can ask the announcer to stop the fight or something. It'll only take a few minutes.

Tails: Wasn't Tory in the Mystic Ruins with you?

Trixie: He's right here. (Shows the baby buckled in her back)

Tails: Oh.

----

Anubis: The fight is cancelled? This sucks so bad. (Slouches down.)

Ally: Don't worry about it, little one. It all will be just fine.

Anubis: But, I wanted to see someone die.

Shadow: We'll get to see plenty of that later..

Ally: ....

Shadow: What am I saying? This does 'suck'.

Lance: Hey, Anubis, wanna race while the adults wait.

Anubis: (shrugs his shoulders) I don't care.

Lance: ...

Anubis: Just to let you know...

Lance:...?

Anubis: I ALWAYS win. (Jets off)

Lance: Hey, wait up!

----

Sonic: Why won't those boys learn to be friends?

Shadow: Because rivalry elates them.

Sonic: That's not true.

Shadow: It is to me.

Sonic: So, you're saying our kids are better off not friends?

Shadow: Maybe, maybe not. Thry're already cousins.

Sonic: (bangs his fist to the table) Then YOU'RE ON!

Shadow: You better watch what you're saying blue hedgehog, this is NOT a joke.

Sonic: Look at you! I challenge YOU to a race right now!

Shadow: (smirks) Fine!

Ally:....

Shadow: Watch me darling as I kick his ass and burn his corpse.

(He kisses her and walks towards Sonic grinning.)

Sonic: I'm gonna make you eat those words.

Shadow: If you can reach my mouth.

Everyone: 0.o

Ally: (giggles) You're so corny.

Shadow: (jets off)

Sonic: Hey! (jets off also)

Amy: Isn't that fun? I bet ya' I know who the winner is? (Her vocal cords danced)

Ally: Really? (Says sarcastically)

Amy: He's true, he's blue, and he has a need for speed.

Ally:

Amy: Don't take this wrong or anything but. (She says sarcastically) But, Shadow is NOTHING compared to MY Sonic. He can beat Shadow hands down. (She brags)

Ally: We'll see about that. (She says as her voice deepened a little.) Shadow, KICK HIS ASS!

Amy:

Ally:

Jinx: